Friday, January 4, 2013

Fascinating Fact Friday!

Fascinating Fact: Sperm is good for the skin
The proteins in sperm have a tightening effect on the skin. When sperm is left to dry, the evaporation of the water in it leaves behind protein which can help to reduce wrinkles. While this may be an excellent anti-aging treatment, the obvious downside is that you have to walk around with sperm on your face.

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Hump day Review!!- Waterproof bullet

This review comes to us from a customer. **************Huge TMI alert!!!!***************
This review is so awesome I giggle every time I read it. :)
 
 
The waterproof bullet
I am SO glad its waterproof and I haven't taken it anywhere near the shower yet. Absolutely mindblowing.
 
 
the waterproof bullet is available for $21 through my site under "clitoral vibrators" --->Pure Romance by Sara Metz

Friday, December 21, 2012

Frisky Fact Friday!

An orgasm can cure stage fright! A Scottish study found that follow sexual release people had an easier time with public speaking!

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Product Review!!!!! Scensations

This product review is for our Sensations warming lubricant and comes to your curtesy of one of my amazing customers. It doesn't get too explicit but I will go ahead and give it a *TMI ALERT!!!!!* due to the nature of the product.







The Sensations Warming Lubricant is amazing! My man loves the way it feels on him, no matter how we are spicing things up! The Strawberries and Whipped Cream flavor is great, we both love it. It really warms up nicely, although it can get a little intense when applied to your clit. I think the best part for me is that it doesn't get sticky the way other lubes can. Plus, once you've applied it to where you want, you can just lick it off your fingers.

Scensations comes in strawberries and whipped cream, hot buttered rum, cosmopolitan, and berries and vanilla. It is available through my site for $15 under the "lubricants" section! just click--->Pure Romance by Sara

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Christmas Shopping


Let me start off by saying I HATE crowds. I get a little anxious when there's a lot of people around. Stores get busier and busier as it gets closer to Christmas and I'd just rather stay at home. It's bad enough that I have to pass THREE malls on my way home and that it takes at least 20 mins longer than it should due to all the traffic. I always do my Christmas shopping in November so I don't have to deal with all the crazies and fight for "deals" that are really not any better than any other time of year. I'm a very good shopper and get a lot of bang for my buck no matter what time of year it is.

My mom, on the other hand, is not gifted with foresight or the Christmas spirit. It seems she is waiting later and later every year to get everything started including decorating and shopping. So she calls on Saturday and convinces me to go out with her so that I can help her get the stuff on her list. The mall is 5 mins down the street from me but on Saturday...it took 15 mins to get there!! Surprisingly though the stores that we chose to go to weren't that bad. It took us about 2 hrs to get *almost* everything on her list. So I decided to use the little remaining time the stores were open to check out my favorite bookstore. Its called "A Real Bookstore" and it's really awesome. They sell self published works of local authors and big name stuff too. They have signings, and cooking demos, readings and book clubs. I'm a huge book nut and would actually like to start participating in the ladies' book club...maybe if I ever have time to actually sit down and enjoy a book I will. Anyway I digress.... The mall is more of a collection of stores or an outdoor mall..that seems to be the new style these days. So the Santa for this "mall" is in this bookstore. Since shops close at 9, they close the line at 7 so that everyone in line has a chance o see Santa before he goes back to the North Pole for the night. Well apparently there were a few dad's that didn't seem to agree with this policy. While we were there, there was a dad who was yelling...yes YELLING a the man standing guard of the end of the line demanding that he let his son get in line to meet santa.  I made a comment to the girl at the counter about it and she told me there was a dad there earlier who was so mad that he was about to jump over the counter and beat the guy! SERIOUSLY... what kind of message is that sending your kids! That if you kick and scream and fight you'll get what you want? sorry, it doesn't work that way and you shouldn't be passing that kind of mentality on to your kids!

Monday, December 17, 2012

Dirty Santa Shuffle!

 
So on Friday night I had my first ever Dirty Santa Shuffle. We turned it into an allover holiday party so that it didn't seem like the whole purpose was to make money off my friends. I didn't want to play up the business as much as I wanted to have a fun unique holiday party.
 
For those of you who don't know what a Dirty Santa Shuffle is, it's much like a white elephant where you open and steal gifts, the twist was that all the gifts were pure romance produts. There was a $20 buy in and I provided all the wrapped gifts. The gifts ranged in value from $15 to $30. The idea was that you would open or steal a gift that was already open. Most people didn't steal. Possibly because there were nervous or because they wanted to see the new exciting gift in the huge bundle of gifts to open. The Coochy and the Thumbs up g-spot vibrator where the hot ticket items. We also had, two bullets (one silver bullet and one waterproof bullet), an arousal cream, Just Like Me lubricant, Golden Girl, Body Dew, Entice, handcuffs, the vanilla bondage kit and the deluxe massage mitten that found good homes. I don't think that anyone will be dissappointed with their gifts. 
You can purchase any of the items mentioned through my site ->PR by Sara Metz


Of course you can't have a good party without snacks or food! I wanted to play off the holiday theme so I got a little creative with my foods. We had a three tierd dessert stand that had full sized vanilla and chocolate winter cupcakes, mini red velvet snowman cupcakes and chocolate chip cookies with red and green colored white chocolate. I also had a snow man cheese ball. I think this was the hit of the spread! Everyone thought it was really cute and super delicious. Everyone was amazed that I made it myself lol. It really wasn't that hard at all! I think I gave the recipie to just about everyone. I also had pinwheels. I made them in gree tortillas so that I could stack them and make it look like a chirstmas tree but the recipe didn't make enough to make a tall tree so it was just a small abstract looking tree but yummy none the less. One of my friends stuck his foot in his mouth when he suggested that I teach his girlfriend (one of my best friends) how to make tastey stuff like this hahah. I don't think he will be living down that comment for a while. The first thing to go where the mini pigs in a blanket. Next time I will make a lot more of those! The only place I messed up on the food was the asparagus rolls. they were kind of dry, and needed some kind of sauce but I was just looking for a quick vegitarian dish that I could make easily. I don't think I will try them again. We also had plenty of wine and beer! Next time though I will listen to my gut and get shiner and not miller light like my husband suggested  I know that we were trying to save money but I think a better beer is a better investment. Especially since they first guy that showed up immediately asked if we had Shiner...they had to make a beer run right off the bat! and now we are stuck with a full case of  Miller and we dont even really drink!
 
After we did the shuffle, we also played a game of charades were everyone was paired off in teams and we used the "star performer cards" from crainium. I just used first initals for the members on the team to keep score and the two teams that actually spelled something won, AB first place won a Coochy and BJ 2nd place won tie me up tape.
 
There were several couples that chose to place orders so we did that discretely in my office. all in all ithink everyone had a good time and I don't think anyone left with something they wont use. :)
 
Want to host your own Dirty Santa? There is still time! Just call me to set up a date. I'll bring all the gifts and you have all the fun! 469-585-4877

Friday, December 14, 2012

Friday Fun Fact

Every Friday we will have a fun sexual health fact!

This weeks fact:

According to the Museum of Sex, the vibrator was originally used as a medicinal treatment for female "hysteria" during the 19th century. The vibrator-induced orgasms helped doctors dissipate hysteria's anxiety-related symptoms.